gym showers are always weird places, especially if you are going to a university's gym and you are near 30, overweight, and hairy like a rabbi's tail. (let's just keep the typo there, okay?)

on saturday i was getting dressed after a somewhat humiliating 2-1 racquetball defeat. this older, bull-built man approached me and asked (in reference to my tattoo): what does it say there on your stomach?

my mouth told the quick, simple story. my head was all "'bend over' in armenian."

this may seem juvenile, but you had to be there.