woke up to the smell of scones then confused because there were none to be found. pathetically searching the kitchen at seven am with milky eyes, passing over the pistachio bread and carrot cake. thought for a moment about the ginger mead because wouldn't i be oh so funny at the morning meeting.

here are two e-mail pet peeves.

1: Whoo hoo!

2: You guys rock!

have i told you about my natural good cheer?

the other thing is that the name and premise of Elimidate should be changed. instead, it should be called Intimi-Date and the person who withstands the most abuse and corporal punishment...loses.