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secret lives of men // 2002-06-25

females, if you've ever wanted to know what boys do in the men's room, they:

  • read the sports section
  • talk business strategy
  • change their clothes (but always in the stall)
  • spit while they pee
  • place calls on their cell phones

and, in one extreme case:

  • eat a subway sandwich

 ecce & homo