a k 2 8 . d i a r y l a n d . c o m

roti canai // 2002-09-27

lunched at the malay satay chalet with a throng of amazon hotties this afternoon. philip showed us the most socially acceptable way ever to use chopsticks

  • pick up appetizer with the chunky end of the stick
  • place food on plate
  • twirl sticks back to eating position
  • pick up food; bring food to mouth
  • soak in the compliments

speaking of chunky ends, philip used to be so cute before his wife slapped on the 1973 diet plate restrictions. he was the type of boy you wanted to carry home like a six-pack. feed him a couple sticks of butter then roll him into bed.

give the fat boy a kiss.

 ecce & homo