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4sale2u // 2002-11-05

at work, we have this e-mail queue where employees can sell off cars, CDs, and the like. the strangest things come from the rainier building, an oasis of scuzzy solidarity responsible for amazon's sample management and imaging requirements.

typically, frantic mails like this one start coming in around 11 a.m.:

Free Strawberry Shortcake stickers have been claimed!! Lucky winner has been notified!!! Reptile enclosure & bag of hooks still available!

 ecce & homo