back at work, this post-it note was on my computer: URA BIG GAY

which can only be the work of closeted dreamboy j. goad. more on him another time.

i've been eating muscat gummies most of the day, and ara jane (was quite lovely to see her after a 5-day absence) and i are about to go out and get a couple milkteas.

contrary to what some people think about themselves, i truly am a 14 year-old japanese girl trapped in a chunky homo's body.