dear anthony minghella,

you have pretty, far-apart eyes. and what a surname. flash gordon collides with 2002 slang.

your face is interesting. did you take accutane for bad skin, too? i can almost feel my kidneys quitting these last couple years.

i just wanted to say hello and that i like your movies. well, maybe not mr. wonderful or the talented mr. ripley, but the rest are great. what was it like to work with nicole kidman? i heard she's an insecure little hornet.

your best boy,
arno