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more fun than haiku // 2003-02-12


my co-worker ashley and i sometimes instant-message potential personal ads back and forth (all day). his latest wins any current and future prizes:

39DD state champ gymnast seeks
quadruple amputee to recapture
the lost magic of childhood games.
No weirdos, please.

�ecce & homo