as mark and i were walking out of the men's room yesterday (don't be childish), a colleague of ours made the following comment:

"you two are like women who time their periods together."

first of all, classy. second, neither of us are close with this man - not that that'd make it any more acceptable, or even mildly funny. never mind perceptive. it was just cast off, as he passed by us in his big gay al south park t-shirt (that he wears to work sometimes more than once a week).

plus he has dumps like a truck, truck, truck...